My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GS

I'm a geek of science.

Dress: d+

Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.

Shape: s-:+

I look up to most people.

I'm a little rounder than most.

Age: a

I'm between 30 and 39.

Computers: C+(+++)

    I range from ...

Computers are fun and I enjoy using them. I play a mean game of DOOM! and can use a word processor without resorting to the manual too often. I know that a 3.5" disk is not a hard disk. I also know that when it says 'press any key to continue', I don't have to look for a key labeled 'ANY'.

    ... to ...

You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.

Unix: UA+

AIX:

I not only have an account, but I slam VMS any chance I get.

Perl: P

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

Linux: L+

I've managed to get Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.

Emacs: !E

I don't use Emacs.

Web: W++

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

Usenet: N+

I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.

Usenet Oracle: !o

I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.

Kibo: !K

I intentionally avoid Kibo.

Windows: w---

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

OS/2: O++

I use OS/2 for all my computing needs. I use some DOS and Windows programs, but run them under OS/2. If the program won't run under OS/2, then obviously I don't need it.

Macintosh: M--

Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.

VMS: V+++

I am a VMS sysadmin. I wield far more power than those UNIX admins, because UNIX can be found on any dweeb's desktop. Power through obscurity is my motto.

Politics-Social: PS++

I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.

Politics-Economic: PE+

Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.

Cypherpunks: Y+

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

PGP: PGP+

"Finger me for my public key"

Trek: t++

It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks.

Babylon 5: 5

I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

X-Files: X--

If I wanted to watch this kind of stuff, I'd talk to Oliver Stone

Roleplaying: R*

I thought life WAS role-playing?

Television: tv-

I watch tv for the news and 'special programming'.

Books: b+>b+++

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

_Unknown books code b+++_

Dilbert: DI++

I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.

DOOM!: !D

I don't play Doom.

Geek Code: G-

What a tremendous waste of time this Geek Code is.

Education: e++++

Managed to get my Ph.D.

Housing: h*

I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home to me.

Relationships: r

I date periodically.

Sex[m]: y?

It's none of your business what my sex life is like.